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Hello, and welcome to Othori's number one game show! |
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"Who Wants to Win The Rose Bride?" |
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Today we have returning contestants... |
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"Utena Tenjou, the current champion duelist and holder (and lover) of the rose bride." |
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But.. I'm not a lesbian... |
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Oh yeah, right.. |
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Touga Kiryuu, 2nd Biggest Playboy on campus ... besides me of course,
hehe. |
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............Huh, what? Oh, did
you say some thing about me? |
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....No, no I didn't. |
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We have it down to two people, I will ask each of them a question.
First the question goes to Touga.... |
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'What was last years number 1 movie?'
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a. S. T. A. R. S. Wars: Nemesis |
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b. Ryouji Kaji: The Spy Who Shagged Me |
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c. The Adolescence of Pocket Mobil Suit Rurouni Urusei Shin Sailor Moon Super
Sailor-mon Stars Wing Orange Road Flash Neo-Mega-Crystal Tokyo-3 2040 1/2: Blue Destiny in Love No
Omocha - The Movie. |
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d. Dances with Kodomas |
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Hmmmmm ... this is hard ... can I use my life line? |
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Who would you like to call? |
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My one and only friend, Saionji. |
| *ring ring ring, phone call phone call, ring ring ring* |
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Hello? |
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Hello Saionji, this is Akio
Ohtori from 'Who Wants to Win the Rose..' |
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STOP CALLING HERE!!!!! *click* |
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Uhhh... okay..
*bingbing* OH! Touga times up..
Utena? Do you have an answer? |
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Uhhh... B? |
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Is that your final answer? |
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Yes |
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Are you sure? |
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Of course. |
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Are you confident? |
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YES! |
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Is that your final answer? |
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*smacks Akio* YES!!!!!!! |
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Awww, sorry. Times up. |
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?!?!?!?!?!?! |
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Utena, you can have another
chance. Please choose who you wish to dual.
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Okay..
Ummmmmmmmmm.... *still looking* Uhhh... *points in a random direction, then turn to Touga*
YOU TOUGA! |
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*screams like homer
simpson, then walks towards the middle of the stage* |
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The winner of this gains the rose bride, and a night with me! |
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EWWW!!!!!!!!!!! |
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*walks out, has Dance Dance
Revolution pads in replace of roses, Akio looks surprised.* |
| Ai Yai Yai, Ai Yai
Yai, Ai Yai Yai, Where's my Samurai? |
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*starts dancing like Bust-a-move characters* |
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WAIT! What the heck? You can't revolutionize the world with this! |
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Then why on earth is it called
Dance Dance Revolution?! |
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*in his own little world* Ai Ai Ai I'm your little butter......fly...... *turns red* |
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Dork......... |
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*hands them swords* Just fight! |
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All right, I won't lose, I'm cute and lovable! |
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All right, I won't lose, I'm cute and Bishonen!
*walks to the other side of the stage* |
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Touga, do you think you can win? |
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Yeah, I stayed up all night playing Bushido Blade! |
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Ehh.... *Walks off* |
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Utena, We duel!!!!! *attacks* |
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Wow, this is better then
pro-wrestling! |
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..... Don't smile.. just sit
there and look pretty. |
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....Okay.... |
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Wait, Utena... *The 'You Can you hear it' Pose*
can you hear it, if your soul hasn't given up yet.. you can hear the sound
of.... |
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*cuts off his rose* HA! |
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You ... beat me.... my ego is crushed!!!!!
WAHHH!!!!! |
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Now I am playboy of the campus! *grabs Anthy and does James Bond Pose* |
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Well, was that it? |
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....Yeah, Kaji never wrote a good ending to
this... |
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How should we finish it then? |
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A DANCE NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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.....No.
Let's not.. |
| EPISODE
2 |
