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Hello! And Welcome to Who Wants To Win The Rose Bride,
Episode 2: The Weakest Link.. DUM DUM DUM! |
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Today we have 3 new toys.. errmm...
contestants, yes, contestants! First off... |
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Miki Kaoru, Student Council Secretary! |
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*clicks stopwatch* Umm.. Hi. |
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Is that all you're going to say? |
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*clicks stopwatch* Yes. |
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...Carrying on. Next up, we have Saionji
Kyouichi, who we
may remember from our last episode.. who.. hung up on me.. |
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Aah, don't you ever shut up? |
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What?! |
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You talk to much.. *sighs and
polishing his katana* |
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.....Do you know who you're talking to?
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Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?! I am the undefeated captain of this school's
Kendo club; the rising new star in the high school fencing world. When opposites hear my name,
they fall to their knees.. when women see my face, they shiver
in orgasm! My peers call me the GREEN THUNDER of OHTORI ACADEMY!
I am Kyouichi Saionji. Age 17. *poses* |
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*turns to Miki* Wasn't he
"Soaring Eagle" last semester? |
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*clicks stopwatch* Yes. |
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*grabs stopwatch*
Yoink! |
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HEY!! GIVE IT BACK!!!! I NEED IT TO LIVE!! |
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What is this, some kind of life
source? *snickers* |
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YES!!!! GIVE IT HERE!!!! |
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EXCUSE ME!! This is MY show! Carrying on! |
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This next question will decide who will play..
WHO WANTS TO WIN THE ROSE BRIDE! |
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Put the following in the order it
happened - |
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- Meiji Revolution
- President Clinton was in office
- Dinosaurs roamed the earth
- Mothera fought Godzilla
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Clinton?! How should we know who he is?! We're JAPANESE! |
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..then there was
that time-er, Juri. I thought you said we where French? |
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WE'RE... Frenanese!
Damnit! |
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....And let's look at the results! |
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!?!?!?!?! |
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*still going on about how he is wonderful* ... I once
defeated a rival with a wooden sword against his real one,
and yes, I won! Me being the wonderful, beautiful.... *goes on*
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*looks deranged*
1. Clinton Revolution
2. Dinosaurs distorted the Meiji era
3. Godzilla was in office
4. Motheras roamed the earth. |
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.................. |
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*looking cocky*
1. Dinosaurs roamed the earth
2. Meiji Revolution
3. Mothera fought Godzilla
4. President Clinton was in office
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Hmmm... Miki, you are the weakest link.. Goodbye! |
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*on the floor, hugging his knees* o.o Click! Click! CLICK!
CLICK!!!!
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Saionji, you are the winner! |
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WHAT?! |
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...And yes, when my mother hit me in the ass,
I slapped her right back! I told her "No one messed with me,
the great Kyouichi Saionji-sama! and then she smacked me again... |
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I WON!!! You've been ignoring me sense the
beginning of
this show, you bastard! I answered the ONLY Question on this
show!! |
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Oh.. When did you get here? |
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..........You BASTARD!!!! |
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Yes, I'd love
an omelet right about now.. *not really listening* |
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Oooh, you just hate me because I'm a LESBIAN! And
you HATE lesbians for the fact your lover AND sister LEFT YOU
for each other!! |
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*Suddenly Suzuki, Yamada, and Tanaka cover Juri's mouth and
shake their heads* Mmm Mmm! |
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That was a spoiler, you
wench! |
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...and of course, my father.. I defeated my father
at the age of 5, aha! I was already 4 times as strong as him!...
*He goes on* |
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MY STOP WATCH!!!! |
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I'm gonna tear your mullet off!! >.< |
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CUT THE CAMERA!! CUT IT!! |
| In some random apartment in down-town
San Diego... |
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Wow, this show has gone down hill sense.. well..
Last episode.. |
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Utena-sama.. PLEASE? Can I play NOW? |
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Oh.. go ahead.. |
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*runs on and turns on her
dreamcast* |
WAHOO! JET SET
RADIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I just got Cube and Combo too! I rock! |
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Utena: You
where never like this before we left the school... -.-; |
